A poem about Gerard Butler

Gerard Butler is from Ireland
Just like good saint Pat
His eyes are blue like icebergs
I sertainly would tap that
haha!!!! I love Gerard Butler... He is AMAZING!!!! La! My best friend Chantel is in Ireland right now... She's probably making out with some hot Irish dude and I am SOOOO jealous!!! :(

Adventure Ed

I am going on a trip to Sothern California with my Adventure Education class. We will be taking a train down there and are backpacking for a week. I am kinda nervous because I am not very outdoorsy. I am a Ritz girl who eats gormet every night, but for the next week, I'll be sleeping in a tent eating mountain house freeze dried meals. We'll be hiking like eight miles in one day and I AM SOOO CLUMSY!!! I think if someone vidoetaped me on this trip, they would probably make millions on a hit reality show about me camping. And to top it all off, we can only wear like three pairs of underwear for the WHOLE trip! That seriously bites... But despite it all, I'm pretty stoked. I think I'm going to rove everyone wrong and I won't even break a bone!!! :D

My Playlist

Hillary

Hillary
H is for Hellish
I is for Insane
L is for Leaving America if she wins
L is for Lowering tradition
A is for America's Anti-Christ
R is for Really? Why bother?
Y is for You vote for her, you are a moron

Obama

Obama
O is for Obviously Liberal
B is for Being Stupid
A is for Abomination
M is for Moron
A is for Amazingly bad at making changes for the better

Juno

This Saturday I went off Island with my parents to see Juno. I loved it so much! The movie was super realistic. The main actress made her situation seem very realistic- more so than health class. At school, the mentality is pretty much if you have sex you get an STD and get pregnant and die, but there's more than that. I don't believe that you are damned if you get pregnant as a teenager, and there are alot of options for young girls besides abortion. Juno showed that. It was a realistic situation that most teenagers can identify with. I think the movie should have won best picture... it didn't... thats annoying....

Dear Jane

Dear Ms. Austen,

I know you are pretty much long gone, but I have so many questions I would like to ask you! How can a midddle class woman of no education who has never been married whrit the six most flawless, romantic novels of all time. When I read your books, I can identify with the heroin everytime. In Pride and Prejudice, I am like Lizzie in so many ways! I must admit, I hold grudges secretly, just like Elizabeth does for Darcy. In Mansfield Park, Fanny is in love with a close friend. I think that has happened to almost every girl EVER.

I also wish to have lived in the Victorian times and I want to be an author. Thank you for making way for other female authors to make their mark.

Emily Perkins